In our last post, we walked with Perpetua and Felicity through the sands of the amphitheatre, their faith outshining Rome’s cruelty. Now for the final part in this series, we turn to another of the Church’s earliest heroes — one whose courage was matched by an unexpected wit. His name was Lawrence, a deacon of Rome, remembered across centuries as the man who kept his humour even while lying on the griddle.
Under Emperor Valerian, a fresh persecution of Christians swept through the Empire. Bishops, priests, and deacons were hunted down, their property seized, and their churches closed. The bishop of Rome at that time was Sixtus II — a gentle and wise shepherd who, like the apostles before him, was soon to drink from the same cup as his Lord. Among his closest companions was Deacon Lawrence, entrusted with overseeing the Church’s treasury and distributing alms to the poor.
The Acts of St Lawrence tell us that when Sixtus was arrested and led to execution, Lawrence ran after him, crying out that he would not be left behind.
Where are you going, father, without your son? Where are you going, priest, without your deacon? You never used to offer sacrifice without me as your minister!
To which Sixtus replied:
My son, I’m not leaving you. Greater trials are waiting for you. In three days you’ll follow me.
Sixtus was beheaded soon after. Lawrence, meanwhile, was arrested and brought before the Roman prefect who, hearing that Lawrence had been the keeper of the Church’s wealth, demanded that he hand it over to the empire.

The exchange that followed has been remembered ever since, partly for its irony, partly for its courage.
“Bring forth,” said the prefect, “the treasures of the Church — the gold, the silver, and the precious vessels — that the emperor may possess them.”
Lawrence asked for three days to gather them, which the prefect granted, no doubt imagining chests of glittering riches being prepared for him. Instead, Lawrence went through the city, gathering the blind, the crippled, the widows, the orphans, and all who were destitute or suffering. On the third day, he presented them before the prefect and declared:
These are the treasures of the Church. Behold the gold and silver that I promised thee — the eternal jewels in whom Christ dwells.
The prefect, enraged at being mocked, ordered that Lawrence be scourged and tortured, then laid upon an iron gridiron above a slow fire.
The ancient texts, mingling reverence and humour, tell the story that has echoed down the ages and had left an impact on me purely for the humour that I find in it!
They laid him upon the iron bed, and beneath it kindled coals, that his flesh might be roasted little by little. And Lawrence, lying there, lifted up his eyes to heaven and gave thanks to God for counting him worthy to suffer.
After some time, the account continues with words that have made Lawrence one of the most memorable of all martyrs:
Having been a long time on the fire, he said to his tormentors with a cheerful countenance: ‘This side is done; turn me over and eat.’

It is difficult to read those words without laughing at how funny it sounds! It matches the kind of dark humour that I can have and often think of, which is probably why the story of Lawrence appeals to me so much, it’s the kind of silly thing I would think to say (though I’m not sure if I would in Lawrence’s place!).
In the face of unbearable agony, Lawrence mocked his tormentors and even death itself. His humour was not flippant, but a final victory over the fear that his persecutors wanted to instil. His joke was an act of defiance against the gods whom Decius implored against the power of Christ within Lawrence. Despite how hot it must have been, Lawrence declares a worse fate on Decius, warning him of the fire he will face because of this, saying that the “burning coals feel cool and refreshing to me — but prepare yourself for eternal torment!”.
Shortly after this, he thanked Jesus and then gave up his spirt and died. Decius is said to be left very confused by it all and just walked away, leaving the body burning, likely feeling a slight tinge of defeat in that his torments didn’t have the desired effect.
The story of Lawrence might seem almost unbelievable if it were not so deeply embedded in the memory of the early Church. Within a century, churches were being built in his honour. Augustine preached sermons on his feast day, calling him “victor in suffering, lover of the poor, and steward of the heavenly treasury.” His name was included in the Roman Canon, the most ancient part of the Eucharistic prayer dating to the early 4th century, alongside Peter, Paul, and other early martyrs.
When Lawrence quipped from the gridiron, it was not the humour of denial or bravado, but of someone who had already transcended his pain. His joy came from knowing that death had lost its sting, and that Christ’s victory was already his.
In a world that prizes wealth, power, and safety, Lawrence reminds us where true treasure lies. The Church’s riches are not in marble halls or golden chalices (or the collection plate), but in the faces of those whom God loves: the poor, the forgotten, the weak, and the suffering (cf. James 1:27). To serve them is to serve Christ Himself.
Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth… but store up treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust consumes. (Matthew 6:19–20)
As we look back on this deacon who faced the fire with a smile, may we rediscover the lightness that faith can bring. A faith that not only endures the furnace, but foes forth to face it with courage, conviction, and maybe even humour. For even in the heat of martyrdom, Lawrence reminds us that joy burns brighter than flame.
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